Jonah Attia
I make brands omnipresent.
1.present everywhere at the same time; widely or constantly encountered.
"a brand made omnipresent across every feed in America."
Clipping and UGC campaigns that put a brand everywhere at once, across America or the entire world. The lowest CPM in the market, engineered around audience quality so the spend lands where it counts.
First proof: $2,000 in spend took one client from $6K to $10K MRR in a single week.
I started coding at 13, running pay-to-win Minecraft faction servers. Economies, alliances, backstabbing, all of it built by hand. That was the training ground. Years later, AI pulled me back in, and I haven't opened a video game since.
I built FindClout Bot, a tool the world's biggest meme pages used to automate their posting. I didn't want to charge friends running pages that size, so I placed ads into the content programmatically and quietly became their entire ad engine. At its peak it was pushing 40M+ views a day.
That network, and the trust that came with it, compounded into FindClout: programmatic creator distribution built on 5,000 performance-based creators. No botted views, no inflated influencer rates, full brand safety. We specialize in sports, especially American sports, which is why the top prediction markets work with us.
My edge is technical. I build everything myself, from the automation to the tooling to animated logo systems that start their own trends, and I orchestrate a team of 30 to move fast. When a brand wants to be everywhere, we make it happen.
Attention at scale. Programmatic creator distribution turning 5,000 creators into omnipresent reach for brands.
Posting automation the world's biggest meme pages run on. Fully hackable, wired into 200+ creator accounts, peaked at 40M+ views a day.
viralstudio.app. An AI voiceover content engine: type any subject and the voice of whoever you choose teaches it to you, with relevant visuals pulled in the whole way through. Education, made watchable.
Side-by-side AI answers for students. The project that became Aggregate Labs, the parent of FindClout.
Velocity is the skill. Most of these were taken from idea to working product in a night, built to learn the edges of payments, crypto, AI agents, and automation. The point was never any single one. It is that almost anything can be built, fast.
A peer-to-peer chess wagering platform, settled in USDC.
Non-custodial stablecoin payments for local businesses, with the rails to off-ramp straight to ACH.
A Chrome extension that drives your entire browser and finishes tasks on autopilot. Built years before agents went mainstream.
A decentralized leveraged perpetual futures exchange. Taken from nothing to working product in a single night.
Automated reply tooling for B2B marketing on X. One of many distribution engines I have built across every platform.
A full VPN, shipped as a browser extension.
A partial list. I treat building like a game, and I play to win.
And behind several of the year's biggest trends that can't be named.